So this joke was from the Horrible Histories by Terry Deary but is so bad that it’s probably a lot older.
George Orwell 1903 - 1950
Novelist & Political Essayist
Lived Here
Congrats to Andrew Scott, for winning and for being a flawless human being
(via ophris)
| Paul : | great idea for a star trek episode, Kirk gets and STD that basically causes a sex change |
| Me: | and in the end he learns a valuable lesson about respecting women |
| Paul : | Genius |
| Paul : | "I might have the body of a woman, but I'm a man dammit" |
| Me: | Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a makeup guru! |
| Paul : | ...we might have to write that fanfic |
tomisageek replied to your chat: Me: I still haven’t packed yet Me: It’s gonna get…
CHAI QUOTED ME DOES THAT MAKE ME TUMBLR FAMOUS?!
Who’s Tom again?
a v e r a g e & l o y a l: ophris: notaballbag: cuteuntiltheveryend: So I have these two fandom…
So I have these two fandom famous housemate’s
One makes cocktail combinations and another does awesome fanfiction alongside awesome homestuck art
and I’m sat here like
I SPAZZ OUT ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ON TUMBLR AND SOMETIMES I…
That sounds Like a pretty strong yes to me…
NO IT SOUNDS LIKE A NO
Yep, she’s all in favour of a techo remix, go ahead buddy!
So I have these two fandom famous housemate’s
One makes cocktail combinations and another does awesome fanfiction alongside awesome homestuck art
and I’m sat here like
I SPAZZ OUT ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ON TUMBLR AND SOMETIMES I…
That sounds Like a pretty strong yes to me…
So I have these two fandom famous housemate’s
One makes cocktail combinations and another does awesome fanfiction alongside awesome homestuck art
and I’m sat here like
I SPAZZ OUT ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ON TUMBLR AND SOMETIMES I DOODLE BUT IT’S ALL SHIT AND I FANGIRL OVER BISHIES.
I realise I’m the loser of the house.
Do what I do and ride the coat tails of one of our talented housemates by writing shitty puns
Can’t believe these guys actually tried these. Kudos!
Name: Paul
Tumblr Name: notaballbag
Nickname(s): Shukes and occasionally some riff based on Shukes
Birthday: June 3rd
Relationship Status: In Nerdfighterlike
Random fact about you: I’m spending way too much time on a playlist right now
(Source: mstrueimage, via cuteuntiltheveryend)
Tabletop | 1.04 Ticket to Ride
ALL of the reaction GIFs!
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Tabletop | 1.03 Tsuro, Zombie Dice, and Get Bit!
Oh man, I am so saving this .gif for posting on Reddit, when necessary.
here you go hank:
Kit Kat Cake Tutorial! (tutorial)
Thought this was a...
uknowwheretostickthosjinglebells:
This is metal cover version of BBC’s...
OK…for real…would people buy this?
In response to the general outcry for a “No Edge” shirt….this is my current line of thinking.
Like it if you like it.